Wah yesterday's Man U vs Blackburn was one hell of a kan. In the first half Man U looked toothless and rued a lot of chances. Then Vidic pwn3d himself by landing awkwardly and broke his collarbone. I was watching the match and thinking if the ominous feeling of Chelsea lifting the trophy was to come true. Shortly after, due to a Wes Brown-van der Sar combi blunder, it allowed Matt Derbyshire to hit a sucker punch by scoring that scrappy, totally no skill goal. By that time i was shouting so loud that i got kb by my dad and a half asleep mom. Not totally unexpected, tempers flared and rooney was just a tad away from unleashing his limit break. But the really unexpected happened. Just when Chris Foy blew the whistle during a foul, Ferdinand was with the ball, and i guessed he just lost it. He zam the ball towards the home audience and knocked out an old lady with a shot. OMGWTFLOL!!! The old lady was like she was half dead, apparently unconscious and needing medical attention more so than Vidic lol. Then Mr Rio Ferdinand turned and waved his hand to signal his apology. LOL. He heng that lady is Man U fan lor, if she is Blackburn fan arh, Rio would be in deep trouble. Tomorrow, the tabloid will shoot him until he tap out.

Anyway, i was damn suay also. I watched the first half, got super sian and went to play FM instead. When my Aston Villa drew with Newcastle, i took a break and come out of the room to pee. I saw the score. 0-1. I pee, come out. score:0-1. Then, I go and cook kimchi noodle. Before i boil water, i check the score. 0-1. I thot this time Man U tio own le, so i switched to other channel and watched MTV instead. After around 3 minutes, my kettle sounded. I switched back to channel 23. Score:0-1. I went and pour the boiling water into the instant noodle bowl, and just when i was about to bring the bowl in, i hear my cock neighbour shout GOAL. Kan. I knew i missed sth. I immediately rushed back and watch, Scholes was already celebrating his goal. Kan x10. I watched replay and see him cut through 3 defenders like they were kids, and it was then that i knew he upped the game. He shift gear le, pure inspiration and magic from the 32 year old. I bet if it were C.Ronaldo, he would have fallen in the penalty box and called for a penalty. But not Scholes. Scholes, like giggs from the golden era of Man U academy, knew what he had to do, and he did it with composure and style. He took on his markers like a man, and scored like a man. What a gear shift, what a goal. He opened Man U's floodgates, and eventually the score was 4-1. This is what i mean by a playmaker, a key player. He dictates the tempo, he turns the game around, he leads the team and strengthens them when they are a goal down. What a man, what a goal.

johannkrizalid blogged @ 12:05 PM