Woke up this morning and checked Soccernet. As usual in the morning, i was feeling quite groggy and almost tripped when reaching out for the 'On' switch. So, i reached for my chair next and waited for my cranky com to load soccernet. So...the pictures load. Alan Smith celebrating a goal. Ok...this prob meant that Roma lost, which is fine since they have a lousy away form anyway. Then, the score. I kan swear i nearly swallowed my toothbrush when i saw the score. 7-1!!!! OMG, WTF is Roma doing? This kind of scoreline i thought is only possible in FM only. I went and double check with other sites and omg it is really 7-1. AGAINST AS ROMA!!! Then i checked Valencia vs Chelsea... ok not too unpredictable 2-1. But Man U sure rampaged through the Roma defence, with Michael CARRICK scoring a brace. I mean... seriously he must have been on drugs lor, perhaps pentazemin? But one thing's for sure, if he keeps up this form he may well shut the critics who once ridiculed his worth and price tag up for good. The worst thing is, i missed the match last night cos i overslept. Kan, now have to watch replay liao.

E, kan sian now. Tomorrow is enlistment date. The inevitable. If i kan get into a section where no one talks bout soccer or FM then i'm dead. I can already imagine how the situation will go. Out of the 13 ppl, i will be the only one who doesnt talk bout DOTA or counterstrike, and ultimately i got ostracised. This is the worst case scenario. I dun mind if they talk bout one piece or bleach, but i watch naruto until chunnin exam only(eh cos i dun like to watch kids fight...no offense to naruto fans but that's just my personal preference.). But one piece this kind of topic won't last 2 days de, so after tt will really flop and die in loneliness.

My Deuter bag is 30 litres, but it is already exploding with stuff le. My mom insists tt i bring one toilet paper roll, in case i lao sai then 2 toilet rolls cannot tank for 2 weeks. As usual my Po Chai Pills went with me wherever i go, and i brought a lot of crap stuff lah, basically. I'm sure i'll draw stares when i enter the MRT lor, they will think i'm going Amazing Race or sth then stuff everything tt can last me for 2 mths. But heck! If i dun bring excess it is I who will suffer, so might as well be safe than sorry. Actually to think BMT is like going with chalet, with less sleep, lack of aircon, a lot of mosquitoes, no door bathroom, train until tap exercise regime and lots and lots of shaved guys, and not-so-gd-but-better-compared-to-last-time food. Just when i thot i was ready, i heng got chat with my fren on MSN, who told me to bring underwear. LOL, i bring everything but never bring lai kor. Imagine wearing one undy for 2 weeks, 7 days wear one side then flip other side to wear for the next 7 days, lol. Liddat wanna avoid infection also v hard, later got burning sensation while peeing due to PI. I also hope my company got white horse and fat ass like me, so wanna flop IPPT can flop together. Liddat say like a bit no honour and cowardly, then confirm my sis will kb that we NS guys supposed to protect the country and defend dunno what crap. Comeon lor, other country use one nuke on us we sink le, i can do 6 pullups also cannot deflect the nukes right? Even if we dun talk bout superpowers, countries like Indonesia ban sand import we also half dead le lor, still defend what fk? In case you readers dun know, we are surrounded by neighbouring countries that are predominantly occupied by Muslim populations. If one pia war with us, they confirm all-for-one de. Then south east asia will tur out to be like WWE Royal Rumble, you think you can keep out the invasion if all the guys can do 6 pullups arh? You think our air force and navy is shen tong guang da meh? Unless we seek aid from UN, if not we also kena pwn and floored. So, do 6 pullups and having an army is all for show and deterrence nia, tell them not to mess with us becos we can stand up to them for a while and delay some time for the email to reach UN and give time to let them make a decision(usually about 1 month lar, maybe longer...). then military assistance will come or they will establish trade ban or boycott then we win liao lor. Simple.(This is only my opinion hehe.)
Anyway IMO the standard of training here v slack de, then if still got ppl fail IPPT then it shows a lot bout the str of our infantry. So this time go in i'll treat it like a chalet-cum-gym lesson, help me shed weight lor since i also not much discipline to go exercise. Enlistment should be quite fun lar, unless the above worst case scenario occurs, or worse i meet muggers who are super fit and dunno anything besides mugging and exercising. Then dead. Then of cos i hope tt i will not meet the "good frens" there lah, cos i don't really socialise de and will prob fake death if i meet them.

Eh food for thought while i'm away for 2 weeks, the size of a Shinigami's Zanpakuto is not an accurate reflection of his strength and ability, so does this apply to men too, with regard to their maliness and their ... size. Lol, be back in 2 weeks time!

johannkrizalid blogged @ 10:54 AM